Raise your hand if you have never been asked out on a date?

I know I haven’t. Which is great! I am perfectly fine with being 17 years old and never been asked out on a date.

17 years.

I mean I know I’m fat. And I don’t have the greatest personality. But I thought someone would have at least asked me.

But not having been on a date, I am not prepared for what to do if I am ever asked on a date.

That is why I am bringing my petty issues to the public.

What the hell is one supposed to do on a date?

How do you dress?

Are you supposed to act the same?

How do this date?

As you can probably tell, I have no idea what I am doing.

Help would be much appreciated!